OT: Purina Diet

[Joe R.]

Subject: Purina Diet 



Purina Diet
 I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador 
retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked
if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in
the
hospital last time.  But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
story. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no, that
I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me .