OT - Some Humor...

[Fred Cisin]

> 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
> replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
> warning light.

" Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design.  Unlike most
automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor any of the
numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.  Rather, if the
driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the center of the
dashboard.  "The experienced driver", he says, "will usually know
what's wrong." "