OT: Needed information since the list is slow

[Fred Cisin]

Recent detailed analysis has shown that the aluminum foil hat operates as
an antenna.


On Mon, 1 Sep 2008, bfranchuk at jetnet.ab.ca wrote:

> *FOUND READING ON THE NET*
>
> This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect your pet from the brain
> scanning rays of the NSA, certain 'auction' websites, fbi.com, and CIA
> satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts. You may
> not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if
> your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to
> you - your government!
> But we both know that the government's 'pet mind reading threat' pales
> in comparison to the unknown dangers of aliens reading your pet's
> brainwaves. The PFHT Special Edition [PFHTSE, pronounced Pfootsie], has
> a hydrocarbon-chain lining specially designed to filter the hydrogen
> band alien brain scans. This space age material may appear to the
> untrained eye to be just plain plastic shopping bag, but your pet will
> know the difference. All government and alien I/O is cut off. It's like
> a firewall for your pet's brain.