OT: Needed information since the list is slow

[bfranchuk at jetnet.ab.ca]

*FOUND READING ON THE NET*

This ultra modern aluminum foil hat will protect your pet from the brain 
scanning rays of the NSA, certain 'auction' websites, fbi.com, and CIA 
satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts. You may 
not have considered this before, but your lead lined hat is worthless if 
your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to 
you - your government!
But we both know that the government's 'pet mind reading threat' pales 
in comparison to the unknown dangers of aliens reading your pet's 
brainwaves. The PFHT Special Edition [PFHTSE, pronounced Pfootsie], has 
a hydrocarbon-chain lining specially designed to filter the hydrogen 
band alien brain scans. This space age material may appear to the 
untrained eye to be just plain plastic shopping bag, but your pet will 
know the difference. All government and alien I/O is cut off. It's like 
a firewall for your pet's brain.