Rich Alderson wrote:
  Well, sure, if you load the suckit.el library, but
that's optional.  It's
 faster if you load the compiled suckit.elc instead.
 I prefer the compiled TECO variant BITEME.:EJ, of course! 
Loaded into GNU Emacs? ;-)
Hey, do you have any VAXen over there?  How about getting an early Emacs
running on those?  I turned the Internet inside out to find Gosling
Emacs, BTL Emacs, and GNU Emacs 15 and 17, and and it would be a shame
if the source code was just sitting idle.
Or how about TECO EMACS?  Only not on the PDP family you'd expect, but
the 16-bit flavor.