Are some of the stranger datasheets posted online somewhere?...
The spec-sheet for Rane Audio's PI-14 Pseudoacoustic Infector is available
as a PDF at 
http://www.rane.com/pdf/old/pi14dat.pdf . It's an interesting
piece of gear, I must say. I quote one paragraph:
     "Nothing has been left out. Transparent to the user but essential
     to the design is the 128-bit microcontroller runningthe front panel.
     Rane's exclusive artificial intelligence (AI) algorithm determines
     whether the user knows what he's (it's always a he; she's are too
     smart to buy this thing) doing. The AI controller always overrides
     totally stupid input. In addition, an autopilot mode exists, whereby
     the AI controller pre-determines what the operator wants, and
     executes it beforehand. And finally, the AI controller features
     DWIWNWIS (Do what I want, not what I say) trouble free control
     interface."
Ahhh, if only more gear came so equipped...  :)
                    -O.-