Jason T wrote:
  Please, someone buy this and give it a home so I
don't have to. 
Would love to, and I have the space - I just can't figure out a sensible way
of getting it here (what with one thing and another it's a really expensive
time of the year for us, which makes paying for a full courier service not a
sensible option).
   I'm experiencing an awesome overflow right now
from that pic alone. 
eww.  :-)