On 22 Sep 2010 at 9:46, Jeff Walther wrote:
  My experience is that most folks don't know
what one means when one
 uses an expression about sucking eggs.  I thought everyone knew the,
 "Don't teach your grandmother..." expression, but apparently
 familiarity with it is kind of rare.  At least around here. 
 ...and here I thought that everyone knew how to suck eggs. (a small
 hole in the opposite end of the shell to admit air makes the job much
 easier).  Of course, with factory-farmed eggs, the risk of salmonella
 is always a factor.  Bet my grandma didn't know about that one.   
Philosophical question: is the casing an integral part of what it is to be an
egg - and can you therefore suck the insides without sucking the shell, and
still claim to be sucking an egg?
(I think that's my most irrelevant and off-topic post to classiccmp ever ;)