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  I roll the nice double bay
 rack through the basement towards it's hallowed resting place... and stop
 cold at the doorway. The rack is too big to fit through the door and into
 the room. 
maybe it's a suggestion to put it upstairs so we don't hear it being taken in
those dreadful "my basement flooded" stories that I have heard too often.
What can you possibly be doing with the master bedroom that doesn't
need a warm glowing and blinking object in the corner.
Sure it has fans, but if you are a proper NRA member, you have the
proper ear protection to guard against that.
Jim