Michael Sokolov wrote thus, quoting me:
   [*] - Our
house is much too small. We're working on moving to someplace
 larger where we can actually get our books and our hobby supplies and our
 shop equipment and our fine china and our bondage equipment _out_ of all
 the boxes we've had to put them in for the last few years. 
 Bondage equipment?  Are you a BDSM couple?  Is the wife ClassicCmp-friendly?
 Who is the dom and who is the sub? 
 
One-liners aside, there's a limit to how far off-topic I'm willing to
drift.  :)
                  -O.-