Back about 1985 when I was still the CSR at the RSCC
in downtown
 Los Angeles, a customer brought in a TRS-80 Model 3 that had been
 in storage at his company's warehouse up in Stockton for at least
 two years,  It was quite grungy and it would not boot TRSDOS or
 anything else except for ROM BASIC.  So we sent it out to the
 repair center.  When it came back the ticket read something like
 "Removed dead mouse from drive 0.  Cleaned drives and system.
 System checks OK."  My manager immediately sent a speed memo to
 the repair center to the effect of "Customer was unaware that
 mouse was available upgrade to Model 3.  Would like mouse
 repaired and reinstalled." 
Hee hee!  I told my friend about this!  SIck he says!
There the few computer systems dirtied by mouse BM and pee on
motherboard.  Happened to me once in repair service. :)
Jason D.
  --
 Ward Griffiths
 Dylan:  How many years must some people exist,
                        before they're allowed to be free?
 WDG3rd:  If they "must" exist until they're "allowed",
                        they'll never be free.
  
email: jpero(a)cgo.wave.ca
Pero, Jason D.